To catch you up in our ongoing Sea Monkey Saga: I finally got my parents to buy me sea monkeys and then managed to kill them off creating a serious mourning episode for Samantha.
Today's new development: There are three sea monkeys in the tank! They are little, but I definitely see three. I think maybe there were some unhatched eggs. I saw them and took my little straw and aerated the crap out of that tank. There will be no more dead sea monkeys!
Samantha is still at school, so she doesn't know. I just know my little drama queen will squeal in delight and hug me like it's Christmas.